Execrable Poetry - Volume I

I began to experiment with writing at a fairly young age.  For example, in the second grade an episode of The Real Ghostbusters inspired me to write a torn-from-spiral-bound-notebook paper novel (complete with tattered edges) that was essentially a complete ripoff (i.e., childish re-imagining) of Episode 3-10: The Grundel.

And no, I did not have to Google that information.